Hey poo updates, are you ready?
How come the most famous poo update of all time
Comes from someone who won’t own up to their crime?
The evidence; a litter-box on the balcony.
Where Mr. Gungus, in question, claims only to have peed.
But the people in Dublin’s inner-city
Caught a smell in the air that was rather shitty.
The builders, the discord and even the cat
Know that you, Mr Gungus, are a dishonest rat!
Your Honour, the defendants pants appear to be on fire!
Could that be because, perhaps, that he’s a big fat liar?
Even his parents know! Jury! Look at his father, Gandhi,
Crying at the sight of his son’s burning laundry!
Why would he have lied about committing an act like this
When the truth was that he only took a piss?
Simply put, I don’t believe you, Mr. Gungus.
Your Honour, I think we have an imposter among us.
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